"I will only be going to the pub with the lads, i won't be back late".
WHAT THEY MEAN.
"I will go out to a pub, drink seven pints of something that looks and smells a little like Rats Unrine. Crawl home at some unfair hour and stumble into bed, tell you i love, be sick in your lap and then fall asleep beside you."
"No, I've checked the carboretor."
WHAT THEY MEAN.
"No i haven't checked it but i am a man and must make you think that i am able to fix anything."
"No of course she not attractive".
WHAT THEY MEAN.
"Are you blind"?
"No of course i don't mind seeing the English patient".
WHAT THEY MEAN.
"Has it got Guns in it"?
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